A poor man loses his humility and humbleness as soon as he become rich and...– Mom, on a politician’s rags-to-riches-to-jail story
If you glue your lips together, you won’t have that gum problem. Yes, glue...– Mom, and she’s serious. Wadehell?
Why are you putting that thing up there? Your ass gon’ be small, and small...– Mom, while I was using the slimming belt on my hips
why are you using that excercise belt. Your kidneys are gonna fall off!– Mom and dad, hey at least i’m excercising
I got no nose today, that’s why I didn’t come to his party…– Mom, because before this she always said that “you shouldn’t turn down party invites, it’s not like you got no nose or something”
they’re just keeping the fake-ness alive so they can keep the economy...– Dad on Santa Claus, Halloween and Chocolate Easter Eggs
Najwa pakai skarf? Bila dia berubah?– Ma, kita cakap pasal Najwa Latif la, bukan Najwa Mahiaddin…