December 2011
7 posts
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“A poor man loses his humility and humbleness as soon as he become rich and...”
– Mom, on a politician’s rags-to-riches-to-jail story
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“If you glue your lips together, you won’t have that gum problem. Yes, glue...”
– Mom, and she’s serious. Wadehell?
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“Why are you putting that thing up there? Your ass gon’ be small, and small...”
– Mom, while I was using the slimming belt on my hips
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“why are you using that excercise belt. Your kidneys are gonna fall off!”
– Mom and dad, hey at least i’m excercising
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“ I got no nose today, that’s why I didn’t come to his party…”
– Mom, because before this she always said that “you shouldn’t turn down party invites, it’s not like you got no nose or something”
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“they’re just keeping the fake-ness alive so they can keep the economy...”
– Dad on Santa Claus, Halloween and Chocolate Easter Eggs
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“Najwa pakai skarf? Bila dia berubah?”
– Ma, kita cakap pasal Najwa Latif la, bukan Najwa Mahiaddin… 