Ok saya lupa diorg ni bukan berusia 20-an.
(menonton wartawan gosip di TV)
Wartawan: Artis dikatakan bersikap kekwat...
Mama: Apa tu Kekwat?
Saya: Kekwat tu, ala, cam Poyo.
Ayah: Poyo.....tu apa pulak?
Damn my dad said...
“Spraying the car hood in a different color? That’s style? It looks like your car was made with parts from the junkyard put up together” -Dad, on car modification
I have to do a talk to some of them kids on the bad effects of drugs. Let me...– Mom, hiding information just like the government did.
Do you know that EMO trend those kids are following? You know what they...– Mom, who should really stop reading tabloid newspapers
Mom, and her bling-blings.
I always knew that mom has a liking for her gold jeweleries, but I dunno how obsessed she it of showing it off until last night. As my sis was updating her blog on our house party, she showed mom some of her pictures with dad that she’d upload. “OMG I’m sitting funny,” mom complained. “No worries ma, I can edit,” my sis said, and opened the...
Nobody does indian food, like Indian Indians….– Mom, on foreign workers
What happened to your face? (gasp, draws back a few feet with rounded eyes) OMG,...– mom, on my huge zit scar. it’s already healing, btw.
He came to me in the library asking to borrow my rulers. But I know it’s...– Mom, on dad’s first encounter (rough quote).
Mom, of her college days with dad
(In my sis' college)
Mom: Isn't this place great. Everybody's dorm is right in front of the faculty.
Dad: Agreed. It's easier to walk anywhere.
Mom: Yeah, like you hun. Back then you like to walk everywhere. To the faculty, to the library, TO MY DORM...
Mom, of my sis' singledom
Sis: (complaining) Mom, look at my new dorm. They assign me next to a guys'.
Mom: That's great! Now you can start flirting.
Mom, on my petite size
Mom: Don't get yourself a fat hubby.
Me: Why ma?
Mom: You'll be crushed during sex.
Mom and the nurse, on cancer
Nurse: To prevent breast cancer, you always gotta do self examination.
Mom: I dont need to. My hubby does it for me everyday.
You lose it again? Why, one day you’d lost your VAGINA too and you...– Mom, when I lost my wallet