My mom is the best thing I'll ever have. This is where I got her sarcasm and acid lips.
"When I was little I wished she was dead, When I grew up I wished she could live a hundred more."
Posts Tagged: srsly
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Mom:
what's the use of taking care of a cat, really. Better if you take care of a husband.
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Me:
but ma, I ain't got a husband, that's why I have a cat.
